Women are like stamps. you lick them, then send them on their way

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

taken 8th of march 09 . click for bigger pic

it takes two to lie; one to lie and one to listen

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